Only you can stop TDS. Trump Derangement Syndrome, a serious mental disorder that primarily attacks those on the Right Side of History™, is spreading rapidly through our nation. Symptoms include: infantile denial ("She really WON!"), paranoid delusional thinking ("Russia Russia Russia"), and a tendency to lash out violently against law-abiding Americans while hallucinating they are “white supremacists” and “fascists”. Mental health professionals have noted that demographics on the east and west coasts are especially susceptible to TDS.
If you see symptoms of TDS in a loved one or coworker, you might provide initial assistance by telling him or her or xem or pfiff to "Pull Your Head Out of your Ass and Face Reality Why Not?" If the sufferer continues to spout garbled SJW or CNN soundbites from the rectal cavity, seek professional help immediately. Psychiatrists warn of a possible major outbreak of the disease on November 4th.
Trump Derangement Syndrome, though widespread, need not lead to the breakdown of law and order in America. But the threat is real. Sane citizens are advised to take the epidemic seriously, and to prepare for any eventuality.
E.M.
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