Wednesday, November 6, 2024

Disappointed

How could you, America? I’m ... I'm just so disappointed in you. Don't you see what you've done? They’re going to be putting people in camps!

No, no, don’t even start. ... I had a whole course at Wellesley on authoritarianism. I KNOW what fascism looks like. Did you even read that Atlantic article I sent? You didn't, did you?

This is the end of our democracy. Really. You people are SO FUCKING BLIND. He’ll use the state to go after his political opponents! You call that democracy? Huh?

And the planet! Oh, I can’t BELIEVE the stupidity. We have only twelve months to turn this around or all our coastal cities will be underwater!

But you'd probably like that, wouldn't you? You always talk about “coastal elites” and how out of touch they are. Well now you can watch them all DROWN!

No, I’m NOT hungry. I’m nauseated. I’m not going to be eating for some time. Just leave me alone. Everything is ... over.

I think I'll be moving to Canada. This is not a safe place for me anymore.

So I'm going to leave. You should've thought of that before. Before you did this. I'll be leaving you, America.

Did you hear me? I said I'm going to LEAVE.

Hey! I just said I'M LEAVING. You have NO REACTION?!

2 comments:

Richard Parker said...

The Canadian dollar is 72 cents on the badly inflated US dollar. And job prospects are, shall we say, challenging. Bring Your Own Money. Lots of it.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for this information! Bringing my own money is no problem. When I saw this FASCIST was likely to win, I knew the stock market would crash and sold out my portfolio. Now all in cash. Fascism will ruin the economy after all.

But then the stock market jumped up on the news! Americans are SOOO STUPID.

I'll have no trouble finding a good job in Canada as I have a degree in sociology from Wellesley and an MA in Women's Studies.

But will Justin Trudeau remain President of Canada for many years to come? I hope so. He's a REAL LEADER.