Tuesday, December 13, 2016
Russian Interference in Wisconsin Recount: Experts
Eric Mader, The Disassociated Press, Madison, December 13, 2016
Evidence of Russian interference in the recent Wisconsin recount is mounting, according to experts interviewed by the Disassociated Press in recent days.
Election and polling experts cite “abnormalities” in the outcome of the statewide recount, and point to Moscow as the likely source of organized meddling that occurred in several key counties across the state.
Final tallies announced Monday showed that Hillary Clinton still had not won the state, and that in fact Donald Trump actually picked up an additional 131 votes. Final totals put Trump’s count at 1,405,284 votes, 22,748 more than Clinton.
“It is my firm belief that advanced mind-control techniques were employed by Russian-trained agents to throw off this count,” David Swishe, an election expert at the University of Wisconsin-Madison’s Daily Cardinal, said.
According to Swishe, agents of the Russian state were deployed outside county clerk’s offices as the recount unfolded, using mind-control techniques to make counters visualize Clinton ballots as Trump ballots.
“In Waukesha County, at a Starbucks just next to the clerk’s office, a very Russian-looking man was observed reading Dostoyevsky on more than one day during the recount,” Swishe said. “It’s very suspicious.”
“We’re tentatively calling them mind-hackers,” he added.
Lisa, a Women’s Studies student and self-described polling expert agrees that the recount was hacked.
“I conducted exit polls on Facebook the day after the election,” she said. “Every single one of my friends voted for Hillary. Really there is no way Trump won. It is scientifically impossible.”
Both Swishe and Lisa conclude, based on their evidence, that Clinton won the state by at least a couple hundred thousand votes.
“We’re starting a petition to push for a redo the recount,” Swishe said. “And we’ll be placing Mind Protectors around all the sites where the recount is happening. It is scientifically impossible that Hillary Clinton did not win this election.”
“I had to read Dostoyevsky myself in a lit class,” he added. “The Brothers Raskolnikov. Let me tell you first hand, that book sucks. And these Russians we have today suck even more.”
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